can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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