dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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