Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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