He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize