...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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