is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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