Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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