What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
handjob tips. give me some.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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