It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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