We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
