I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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