white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel like abortions should bother me more
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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