She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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