Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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