I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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