I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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