The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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