Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
