break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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