And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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