He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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