I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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