But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
we're so committed to being not committed
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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