who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
This girl is more easily done than said...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
