I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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