But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
