I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I understand Curling. That high.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
