I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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