Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
