The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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