I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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