I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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