haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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