Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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