careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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