There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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