You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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