I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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