found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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