Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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