Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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