Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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