I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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