I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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