We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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