You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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