Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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