this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Randomize
