i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
