Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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