I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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