if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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